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Monday, July 28, 2003
Confidential to the Lady at the Resort I am NOT Using for My Wedding:
Dear Lady-
Seriously, could you have been anymore disinterested and lame? I mean, I know your resort is all fancy-pants and all, and just because we’re not wearing the requisite Dockers and Izod Polo shirts, doesn’t mean we don’t have thousands of dollar to drop at your feet. Oh, and that guy that keeps following us around? Yeah, he’s not a stalker, he’s the guy I’m marrying, so you can stop ignoring him completely and direct a little of your “tour” to him. And seriously, when we ask for an approximate range on room rates that means we are considering staying here, so it is not acceptable to first say “Oh, our rates aren’t published because they vary so greatly” and ultimately, ignore our question. You know and I know that the reason your rates aren’t published is that then you can jack them up depending on what a person looks like, or what you think they can spend.
Plus, I have never seen so many white people with bratty kids in my entire life.
Latah, Bee-yatch.
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Friday, July 25, 2003
On a separate and happier note:
This blog is soon going to morph into something new, different and hopefully far more entertaining. Its central focus will be: “How to Plan a Wedding without Tulle, Large Bows, or Any Kind of Dove Release.”
Because when a girl gets engaged at the Home Depot, you know her signature colors will not be "pink and pink." Unless that includes hot pink and hot pink with sparkles.
Would that be hard core enough? I am hard core, after all.
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Not really into it
I mean, lots of exciting things have been happening in my life, but right now I’m just not into putting them down on paper, er, blog. In a nutshell, though (“help, I’m in a nutshell”), here’s a couple little tidbits:
1) Is anyone really aware how gay, and I mean that in the most very non-offensive way possible, but how VERY gay the pictures for bridesmaid dresses are? Take a look at this site. I can’t figure out how to get the actual picture to pop up for you, but if you go to the Spring 2003 “catalog” you will see what I mean. People have to pay good money for this crap. I am one of those people.
2) Apparently, I totally pissed someone off because of this stupid blog, causing much hurt, sadness and ultimately, a need for in-depth counseling. Consequently, I feel like a real asshole right now. This won’t really change what happened or help people feel better, but still, I feel like an ass.
Of course now, because of those last two little tirades, there will probably be hundreds of weird perverts coming to this website looking for pictures of all kinds of dirty things. So, for my new Weird Pervert Audience, I have this to say:
There is nothing here for you. Nothing but rantings about mullets and street people. Step away from the computer and never visit this website again.
Seriously, some of these google searches are really grossing me out.
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